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CBC News - Edmonton - Alberta shivers amid record lows →

Notable quotes: ‘“Edmonton International Airport was the coldest place in Canada,” Peter Spyker, a meteorologist with Environment Canada, said Sunday. “It was -46.1 [Celsius] without the wind chill. I believe at one point it got to -58 with the wind chill.”’

Also: “Kitten seeks warmth”.

FML & adorable!, respectively.

— 2 days ago

I’m about to get all bourgeois in your face.  That and/or homosexual.  Bourgeois homosexual.  (via alenanadler)

— 4 days ago with 1 note

This…this is depressing.  It’s like losing one’s childhood innocence (except that I don’t care much for the concept of ‘childhood innocence’).  Attention span, where art thou?
(via davidhorvitz)

This…this is depressing.  It’s like losing one’s childhood innocence (except that I don’t care much for the concept of ‘childhood innocence’).  Attention span, where art thou?

(via davidhorvitz)

— 4 days ago with 394 notes

"Some play music to relax the user’s sphincter (some for example, play the first few tunes of Op. 62 Nr. 6 Frühlingslied by Mendelssohn)."
— 4 days ago

"Any time I’m feeling bloated, I just think of Alberta and it all comes out. #tarsandsbulimia"
— 5 days ago with 2 notes

I am telling no lie: Travis was just over and we literally were talking about this tonight and made another friend watch it.  It’s true!  You and I have a psychic connection!

secretjunk:

This one’s for Emanuel and Travis, if you haven’t already been… BLOWN AWAY by it. Ha ha ha ha!

— 5 days ago with 4 notes